SUNDAY FUNNIES

DOGWOOD AND BONDIE CHRONICLES

3

A HOME RUN

"Darn it," Axcelisor grumbled as he clomped home, his cartoon cleats pinging off the concrete. "I'm horny enough to fuck Daisy Mae."

He was coming home from baseball practice and was still wearing his uniform as he clattered up to the door in his spikes. Maybe Kewpie is home and I can talk her into going over to the tree house, he grinned a comic grin.

Opening the door, he started to step inside when he remembered that he was wearing his spikes. Knowing that Bondie would kill him if he tracked through the house with them on, he leaned down and slipped his shoes off. Then, padding through the house in his socks, he headed for Kewpie's room. Tiptoeing up to her door, he knocked softly and then peeked in but saw that she wasn't there.

"Funny," he remarked, "it doesn't look like anybody is home."

Grumpily, he tramped down to his room, stripped off his baseball uniform and jumped into the shower. Stepping out of the shower, he dried off and plopped down on his bed. Lying there naked, he grabbed hold of his big, floppy, cartoon cock and began to roughly stroke it to life. Closing his eyes, he fantasized about his English teacher, Mrs. Simmons. Every boy in school had the hots for her and her giant tits as he felt his prick respond to the imaginary picture of her big naked boobs with giant nipples jutting out like two big, knobby erasers. As he fantasized about sucking one of the enormous nipples into his mouth, his hand was flying up and down his cock faster and faster. Now, in his mind's eye, he saw her naked and walking around the classroom with her gargantuan tits flopping about wildly as he frantically waved his hand to get her attention.

"Yes, Axcelisor, what do you want?" she asked him, smiling lecherously as she paraded over to his desk. Then she bent over with her big tits dangling down over his desk. In his daydream, he, too, was naked as he jerked his hand up and down his cock.

"Damn, I'd like to stick my dick up between your tits and cum all over your face," he said out loud.

"You would?"

WHAT?

That sounded like Bondie, he told himself, his eyes flying open.

And there she was. Standing in the doorway dressed in her house robe gawking at him.

"What the hell, Mother? Don't you ever knock?" he blurted out, his hands scrabbling for his towel to hide his cock as he dumbly wondered what the hell she was doing running around at three o'clock in the PM in her house robe.

"Well forgive me," she snickered sarcastically as she stood in the doorway watching him try to cover up his cock, "I didn't know that you were in here beating your meat,"

"Mother! Bondie!" He complained, finally grabbing the towel and covering himself.

"Well, don't you still call it 'beating your meat'?" she laughed, sauntering over to his bed, her cartoon hips swaying seductively. "That's what the guys called it when I was a kid your age. Or do you call it jacking off or spanking the monkey. Whatever, I didn't know you were in here jerking off."

"Jeez, Mother," he whined.

"What's wrong, wasn't Kewpie home?"

"Huh? What? What do you mean?" he blubbered, wondering how his mother had found out about him and his sister.

"Elmer came by looking for Kewpie this morning. She wasn't here, but he spilled the beans on you and Kewpie."

"What, what do you mean?"

"Elmer said that you've been banging your sister over in the treehouse out in the woods for ages," she smiled with that all knowing smile that mother's have when they catch you in a fib.

"Me? Kewpie and me? Elmer said that?" he blushed, trying to act indignant. "Never! I would never do that to my sister."

"I don't know," she said, frowning as she looked down at him. "I think that I believe Elmer. Why would he lie about it?"

"UH, I, uh, jeez, I, don't know," Axcelisor muttered, blushing the color of Superman's cape.

"Yeah, and he even told me that Kewpie liked to play with his snake, too."

"Snake! What snake? Elmer doesn't have any snake. He's lying to you."

"Oh, I don't think so. I saw it, too. You know.his giant trouser snake," she laughed. "Surely you've seen it. Elmer says that he uses it to diddle Kewpie all the time. But, he says that she likes your snake better."

"Me, uh, diddling, uh, what do you mean by diddling?" Axcelisor squirmed as his mother stood by his bed, hands on her hips, glaring down at him.

"You know fucking well what I mean," she grinned facetiously. "Slipping her the old joystick."

"Joystick? Slipping her the joystick?" he muttered, still playing dumb. "I'm confused."

"Confused, my ass. You know what I mean. You been using your bat and balls and she been using her catcher's mitt. You know, playing catch. But now maybe you and I should play a little ball. After all, you're seventy-three and it's about time you learned play hard ball."

"MOTHER!" Axcelisor groaned, faking exasperation.

"Elmer was lying. I've never done anything like that with Kewpie," he stormed.

"I think you have," she grinned slyly, "but if you say you haven't, I guess that I'll just have to take your word for it."

Setting the trap for her unsuspecting son, she started untying the belt of her houserobe.

"But if you're not, there is one thing that I want to know," she said, pausing with the belt of her robe untied and hanging down from her hands.

"What?" he blurted out, his eyes glued on her hands wondering why she was taking off her houserobe.

Just then Bondie threw open her houserobe to reveal that she was naked underneath it.

"HOLY FUCKING TOLEDO!" Axcelisor whooped.

Pausing for a second time, she shrugged her shoulders and let the houserobe slither to the floor.

"Does Kewpie's pussy look like this?" she smirked, spreading her legs apart, reaching down to her pussy and parting the big, meaty lips to expose the juicy, wet socket of her cunt.

"JEEZ, MOTHER!" Axcelisor panted, staring up at the big, wet gash between Bondie's legs.

"Well does it?"

"Hell, No," he blurted out. "Your pussy has hair all around it and her's doesn't hardly have any hair around it at all."

"Aha," she exclaimed. "Caught you."

"What? What do you mean?" Axcelisor muttered, dazed and befuddled, unable to take his eyes off Bondie's meaty cunt.

"How would you know what your sister's pussy looked like if you haven't seen it?"

"What? Aw, naw, jeez. Fuck, I guess you caught me, Mom!" he bawled out.

"Well, now that I have your confession," she said, still holding the fat, fleshy lips of her cunt apart, "how would you like to use your bat and balls on my old catcher's mitt?"

"HUH? WHAT? DO YOU MEAN? WOULD I? DID YOU ASK IF I WANTED SOME OF THAT? IT CERTAINLY DON'T LOOK LIKE NO SEVENTY-SEVEN-YEAR-OLD CUNT!" he blurted out, his face turning so red that Bondie thought he was having a heart attack.

"I most certainly did," she grinned, finally moving her hand away from her cunt, "but first you have to promise me a couple of things."

"What? What? Anything! I'll promise anything to have some of your hot pussy," he blathered out.

"Okay, the first thing," Bondie said, sitting down on his bed and pulling the towel up away from his lurching, twitching cock, "Promise that you won't fuck your sister anymore!"

"Huh?" he whined, "but, but."

"Promise!" she commanded him, grabbing his big cock and digging her fingernails into it.

"Ouch, ouch, that hurts," he snorted as she dug her nails in deeper.

"Promise," she said, running her finger down the dripping gash of her cunt with her other hand, "or you'll never have any of this."

"Okay! Okay! I Promise! I'll promise anything for some of that!" He panted, his tongue hanging out in anticipation.

"And the second thing," she smiled wickedly, "Promise me that when you get horny, you come and see me and let me take care of it for you. I don't want you fucking around and getting some bimbo PG or catching some weird, fucking disease."

"Fucking A!" He exclaimed enthusiastically, "I promise! I promise! I promise!"

"Okay, now remember," she smirked, wiggling her pretty cartoon tits, making them dance seductively, "You can never put one over on your old Mommy . . . but . . . right now I'm ready for you to slide one in your old Mommy."

"You mean, you mean, right now?" he choked out.

"Of course," she jeered. "Let's fuck."

"Holy Sheeit, Mom, Bondie, how come you waited so long to let me fuck you?" he snorted, pawing at her big tits.

"I don't know," she smirked, grabbing hold of his balls and squeezing them roughly. "I guess that I just never did think your stuff was big enough."

"Well," he proclaimed proudly as his big, thick cock jutted up into the air at least nine inches long, "What do you think now?"

"I think you got a cock that any mom would be proud of," she laughed, jerking her hand up and down his big, swollen prick.

"Garsh Darn, Mom," he yelped as Bondie leaned down and lapped at his big, hairy balls leaving a trail of spit across them.

With a smile reaching from one Dogwood-looking ear to the other, Axcelisor watched Bondie suck both balls into her mouth.

"Holy Jesus," Axcelisor chortled, pulling and squeezing on Bondie's tits as she spat out his balls and licked her way up his bulging pole of meat.

Then, with one quick suck, she gulped half of Axcelisor's cartoon cock into her mouth.

"HEY, MOM, BETTER WATCH OUT," he groaned "OR YOU'RE GONNA GET A MOUTHFUL."

Lifting her mouth up off his twitching prick, she smiled mischievously.

"Mommy's little baby isn't going to spit up already, is he?" she grinned then twirled her tongue around his big, purple cockhead.

"Damn, Mom, you keep doing that and he will," Axcelisor panted as Bondie quickly sucked his cock back into her mouth then spit it out again.

"I just wanted to prime it," she laughed, crawling onto his bed and rolling over onto her back.

"Well, it's fucking A primed," he snorted, scrambling up to his hands and knees and crawling up between Bondie's widespread legs.

The big, round head of Axcelisor's cartoon peter was dripping with Bondie's spit as he aimed it down at gaping hole of wet, pink meat between Bondie's cartoon legs.

"Here, let Mommy help you put it in," she purred, wrapping her hand around his swollen meat and guiding it down into the gaping crater.

"Holy Sheeit," Axcelisor cursed as Bondie's cunt collapsed down around his bloated cock head.

Then with a leering grunt, Axcelisor rocked his hips forward and buried all nine inches of his dick down into Bondie's cunt.

"Now isn't that better than Kewpie's?" Bondie declared when Axcelisor had his whole cock buried up to the hilt inside her hot, clutching cunt.

"Fucking A!" Axcelisor exclaimed as Bondie milked and pulled on his primed prick with her pussy. "Fucking Kewpie was good, but fucking Bondie is best."

"I thought you'd like it," she giggled, squeezing his cock with her cunt, "but now, how about you start doin' some fucking."

"Anything you say, Mom," Axcelisor cackled, drawing his cock back and sending it ripping back into her hot, sloppy cunt.

"Yeah. That's more like it," she growled, grabbing hold of his ass and digging her fingernails in. "Give it to Mommy deep and hard, baby. Fuck Bondie, deep and hard!"

Axcelisor went berserk pounding his cock into Bondie's cunt like a madman.

"Goddamn, this, this, is, fucking, awesome," he panted as he sawed his cock in and out of her hot, slippery slit.

"You're, one, hell, of, a, mother, fucker," she wheezed, milking his cock as hard as she could as he pounded it into her.

"Damn, Mom, your cunt, is tight," he proclaimed as she kept her cunt tightly wrapped around his cock. "Just, as tight, as Kewpie's."

"You, like, it, like, that?" she giggled, kicking her legs up in the air and slamming her heels down into his bounding ass. "I told Rooster that I wanted a nice tight one and he gave me one."

"You're, making, me, so, fucking, hot," he groaned, "I'm, gonna, gonna, come."

"Go, ahead, Big, Boy," she urged him on, "Fill, Bondie's, pussy, up, with, your, hot, cream."

"God, Mother," he barked, "you, make, me, so, hot, when, you, talk, like, that."

"I'm a wait'n," she moaned, hunching her pussy up every time he drove his big, thick cock down into her hairy manhole.

"HERE IT COMES," he bellowed out. "I CAN FEEL IT IN MY BALLS."

"Fill'er up, Axcel," she growled, "CAUSE I FEEL MINE A COMIN TOO."

Then, suddenly, mother and son began to groan and moan as their cartoon bodies flounced around like two fish out of water.

"Oh, Baby," Bondie gushed as she dug her fingernails into his ass, pulling his cock down into her as deep as she could.

"Oh, Mommy, Oh, Bondie," Axcelisor blubbered, shoving his cock down into the hot, clinging hole between her legs as deep as it would go!

On and on it went as Bondie and Axcelisor came and came.

Finally, with a loud, tired groan, Axcelisor jerked his cock out and rolled off Bondie.

"Wow, that was awesome," he grunted, reaching over and tweaking one of Bondie's big, puffy nipples.

"I not through with you yet, young man," she smiled, rolling over onto her side and grabbing hold of the shrinking column of meat.

"Hot damn, mom," he grinned at her, "what you want to do now?"

"Well, " she grinned, squeezing his cock and feeling a spark of energy surge through it, "I haven't decided yet, but I'll think about it while I suck some life back into your bad boy."

"Awesome," he snickered, "but how about letting me have a little snack of pussy pie while you're dining on my tube steak."

"You don't have to stop at a snack," she giggled, getting up on her hands and knees, "you can have the whole crème-filled pie."

With that, she straddled him. Then, with her big, juicy cunt dripping his cum down onto his face, she dove down on her son's cock, devouring it with her mouth.

"Damn, Mom," he grunted as she hungrily gobbled up his cock.

Looking up at the oozing pink gash above his face, he reached up and wrapped his hands around her picture-perfect ass.

"Mom, you got a beautiful ass," he snorted as he felt her lips sucking and pulling on his growing cock.

"Mmmeasssss", she mumbled out around his ballooning prick.

With that, Axcelisor pulled her big, gaping mantrap down and began to lap at it with his big, long tongue.

"Mmmmmmm," Bondie moaned as she felt Axcelisor's prick rapidly regaining its hardness while he lapped away at her cunt.

Within moments, his cartoon cock once again stood hard and at the ready.

Letting it slither out of her mouth, she just stood there on her hands and knees for several moments enjoying the feel of his rough, lapping tongue on her clit.

Finally, with a wiggle of her ass, she pulled her pussy up off his mouth and crawled down the bed a few feet.

"Wanna do it Daisy style?" Bondie grinned, turning around and wagging her lovely ass at him.

"Oh, Yeah," he snorted, scrambling up to his hands and knees.

"Arooooooooo," he howled out, grabbing hold of his cock and crawling up behind her upturned rear end.

Aiming his big, hard cock at the drooling slit down between her legs, he grunted and shoved it in all the way to the hilt.

"Unh," she grunted as his belly slapped up against her ass.

Then he started to rock back and forth sliding his thick cock in and out of her hot, sucking cunt. As he did, he watched her puckered little asshole clench tight with every stroke.

"Your little ahole is winking at me," he sniggered, running his finger around the wrinkled hole.

"Maybe Mrs. Winkie is flirting with you," Bondie snickered, rolling her ass around in a circle.

"Would she like to meet my friend, JT?" Axcelisor asked, sliding his cock in and out of her pussy faster.

"Maybe," Bondie said, squeezing her pussy down around his pistoning prick. "If he's a nice boy and makes Mrs. Winkie's friend happy."

"Uh, does this.make her friend, unh, happy?" he grunted, kicking it up another notch.

"She's-uh-starting-uh-to-uh-feel-uh-happy," Bondie panted, shoving her pussy back on her son's prick, "very happy."

"How-bout-this," he growled, reaching down under her and rubbing her clit with his finger, "does-that-help-Mrs. Winkie's-friend?"

"Oh, yes, very much," she wheezed, squeezing his cock again. "She's-uh-almost-happy-enough. Only-a-little-more-and-she'll-be-oh-so-happy."

Axcel's hips were working back and forth like a jackhammer as he fucked her as hard and fast as he could while he roughly tormented her clit.

Then, all at once, she began to quiver and shake.

"Oh, Fuckkkkkkk!" she groaned as she began to come. "She's so happpy!"

Wanting to hold back his load for the Promised Land, Axcelisor stopped humping her and jerked his cum and juice-coated prick out of her spasming pussy.

"Wow, that was a good one," Bondie groaned as she finally finished coming.

"So, is Mrs. Winkie's friend happy now?" Axcelisor wanted to know.

"Yes, she's happy," Bondie mumbled dreamily, "Very Happy."

"Well, does that mean that she would like to meet my friend, JT?"

"Well, since JT is all slicked up with pussy juice," she said, leaning down and resting her head and shoulders on the bed, "I guess he can stop by for a visit."

Then she reached back and dug her fingers into the cheeks of her ass, spreading them apart and exposing her tight, little asshole, "if he is nice and polite."

"Yeehaa," Axcelisor yipped, grabbing hold of his dripping cock.

"Easy there, podner," Bondie cautioned him, "That ain't no ramming hole back there."

"Okay. Okay, I'll take it easy," he drooled, "but, I've never had a real piece of ass."

"Oh, really?"

"No, Kewpie says I'm too big for her little ahole."

Axcelisor lifted the head of his cock up to the tiny, wrinkled circle of Bondie's asshole.

"Gosh, Mom, do you think it'll fit?" Axcelisor croaked, "Mrs. Winkie looks awful small."

"Don't worry your little head," she snorted. "Daddy Dog has visited her and his doggie is bigger than yours."

"Oh," he said, enviously. "How big is Daddy Dog's dog?"

"He's got a foot-long wiener," she muttered.

He was taken aback at his mother's put down of his penile insufficiency and more than a little envious of his father's prodigious member.

Sensing his indignity, she quickly remarked, "But you're bigger than most of the guys at school, I bet."

"Yeah, I am," he grinned, holding onto her hips, pulling her back on his cock and forcing the head of his cock down into the clenched tightness of her asshole.

"Oh, yessssssss," she hissed as she felt his cockhead stretching open the delicate ring of her asshole as it forced its way inside.

Grunting, he pushed harder and suddenly his cockhead popped inside the tight, restricting ring of muscles around her asshole.

"Ouch," she yelped, lying in hopes of salving his ego.

"Sorry," he snorted, sliding his cock down into the fiery depths of her bowels.

"Oh, yes," she winced, "he's a mighty big one."

"Damn, Mom," he growled, "your asshole is so tight, it feels like it might cut my dick in two."

"It's not my fault that you are so fucking big," she grimaced, pushing her ass back against his belly. "Can you feel my backbone? It feels like your cock is so long, it's rubbing my backbone from the inside."

"I don't know," he groaned, "it is so hot inside your ass, it feels like my cock is gonna burn up."

"Well, get on with the buggering," she growled.

"You asked for it," he snorted as he began to cornhole her hard and deep.

"Oh, Yeah," Bondie groaned, "That's more like it."

Axcelisor stared down at his cock sliding in and out of Bondie's tight asshole as he felt another load of cum already gathering inside his flopping gonnies.

"Damn, Mrs. Winkie is so tight, it's sucking the cum right up out of my balls," he grunted.

"I bet it's already boiling," Bondie clucked, shoving her ass back against him every time he slammed his cock back into her asshole.

"I'm gonna come, Mom," he groaned, sliding his cock in and out of her asshole faster and faster. "Sorry, but I'm gonna come, gonna come, ohshithereit comessssss."

"OH MY GOODNESS!" Bondie screeched out as she felt the hot spurts of Axcelisor's cum fill her bowels. "Your cum is soooo hot!"

"Sorry, unh, Mom, unh, can't, unh, stop, unh, now," he grunted out between thrust as he shoved his prick down into her asshole and let it spew out its load of fiery cream deep into her bowels.

"Oh, Jeez," she mumbled as she felt her bowels being filled to the bursting point with his cream.

"Jeez, boy, I think you hit a home run," she groaned out as Axcel squirted out more and more of his hot jism into her tight asshole.

"I think so, too," he groaned out. "Damn, I wish you'd, uh, teached me how to use my bat a long time ago.