Boy Meets Girl

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Rosabella was into astrology. Her horoscope that morning read: "Today is the day girlfriend. The sun phallus has finally risen in the horny house of Virgo and your virgin bunghole will be fucked beautifully by the one whose sign is "The Water Pourer".

The spring of the Spot of "G" will pour out of your cum hungry twat if you find him.

Make sure you eat the Soup du Jour."

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OOOKKAAYYYY . Thought Rosabella.

This is a fucking well respected national newspaper!

Anyway.

Hmmm. It's Saturday and my dream man is out there. I've read Dr. Orgasm's words on squirting and if my horoscope is correct, the man to do me right should be just around the corner! Let me, shave, shower, and masturbate to prepare for my adventure today!

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SHIT! DAMN! FUCK!

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Were Lukas' words! My fucking soup is burnt! What the fuck?! Oh well, when in doubt, just add more butter and cream! It's almost quitting time anyway.

This was Lukas' first day as Chef in the new restaurant just down the block from Rosabella: "Le Fuck You". This restaurant not only puts out an interesting array of not only French, but international cuisine, it also puts off a lot of people!

It has been a very long day and almost closing time, when in walks a tall, very fit dark skinned ebony goddess with tits that will make a zeppelin envious. She had a yellow, very short sun dress on, with slippers that revealed a toe ring. The only waiter Lukas had that night rushed in and said a blonde bombshell is demanding the "Soup du Jour".

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Lukas yells at the exhausted waiter.

"Oh for the fuck of it all! We're almost closed, the last customers are about to go. Hey, why don't you convince "Miss Thang" of a house special - and add a free half bottle of wine to sweeten the deal. I just torched my soup and I have nothing prepared in my fridge!"

About five minutes later, the waiter - now in his street clothes - said he just got a booty call and with a hard dick, jumped into his girlfriend's car and sped off!

That move left you with two clients alone in the restaurant. Its 9PM and to help you manage the last clients, you hung the "Sorry, We're Closed" sign on the door. You poured the last coffee into the cup of the gentleman, who winked at you and walked out quickly!

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You are now alone with "Miss Thang" - Apologizing for the delay, you explained that you were close to closing, would she accept a glass of wine - on the house, further, if she would mind waiting a little bit longer.

She accepted the glass of wine and reiterated - I would like a bowl of your soup, a side of bread, and more wine . your name, please?

"I am Chef Koenig - Lukas Koenig. I must again apologize - this is my first day on the job! My boss, the man who just left - left me in charge of his restaurant. Here's another glass of wine."

(You thought: Man this babe is cute!)

Feeling a little bump in the "lower regions", boldly said: I will prepare your order . Ms.?

You may call me "Rosabella".

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Back in the kitchen.

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More cream . More Butter . Shit! That honey would make bees cry - Damn! I almost pitched a tent in front of her! Her tits! Her nipples were poking through that skimpy number of hers! They were the size of hershey's kisses. I would like to have those puppies melt in my mouth.

Oh yeah . Oh shit! Her soup!

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You rush out with her soup / bread / butter and more wine! As you served her, you noticed her skirt was hiked up to her hips to give you a DIRECT LOOK are her . ahem . (see for yourself!)

The lips on her juice bucket were just as big as the one on the pair of rubies on her face. You almost split the bottle of wine, when she suddenly looked at you looking between her legs!

She looked down to see what you were staring at and with a quick movement, pulled her dress down - "naughty boy", she chuckled. I think that will do for tonight. I like your selection of Jazz by the way . Dave Brubeck?

Yes! Yes! Yes! It's Brubeck and I think I need to take five. I just don't have a shower installed in this restaurant, because I think I'll need a cold one. I'll just go to my freezer and stay in there until your hot ass cools down. I mean until the temperature cools down!

You walk back to your kitchen with your foot in your mouth!

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Since it was the end of the day, you decided to do some light cleaning looking at the clock to make sure Rosabella had everything she needed.

Rosabella thought: This soup is the bitch! That Chef Lukas can cook! All she needs for a light dessert was his tree trunk of man-candy, ass ramming her all night to to Heaven and back. Dr. O recommended Anal Sex, coupled with the reverse thrust to make her squirt.

In a sudden flash, Rosabella suddenly remembered her horoscope.

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"Today is the day girlfriend. The sun phallus has finally risen in the horny house of Virgo and your virgin bunghole will be fucked beautifully by the one whose sign is "The Water Pourer".

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Rosabella could feel her pussy lips swell at the thought of this hunk being the one to dip his rod in her virgin butt hole! Rosabella has never tried anal, but Dr. O somehow convinced her it was the right and only thing to do!

She got up and walked into the kitchen to "ask" Lukas a few questions . The question that came into her mind once she walked into the kitchen was what the fuck was he doing on a table with that freshly baked apple pie!

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Anyway.

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Lukas jumped off the table to inquire of his lovely guest if she needed more wine or if she wanted to take the place of the apple pie on the table! Ignoring him, she coyly asked him to give her the bill. the soup was quiet astounding! Further, if he minded telling her if he was born between 21st January and 18th February.

A bit surprised at the question, you just blurt out: "Yeah! I was born February 15! One day after Valentine's Day!. If I had a girlfriend, I could get two presents back to back!

Rosabella, getting very horny, says: "You're an Aquarius! Listen Chef Lukas, I really enjoyed my meal and would like to pay my bill - I have some light work to do tonight!

That was sudden! Oh well. She didn't get the hint. Let me see . I'll throw in the food and wine for free . heh. heh.

Hey not too bad - She'll like this! You give her "the bill", she pays looks at it and before Rosabella left, she grabbed your crotch and said: "Read your 'bill' !"

On the 'bill' she wrote:

You can catch me online at Squirt Dating! If you're smart, get online now and click on my profile, and be sure to write down my email on my profile page and remember to email me! Who knows, you just may be able to make me squirt!

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Squirt? What in the hell is squirt? Make her squirt? You get online and go straight to You Must Make Her Squirt!:

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To Be Continued.

BONUS.

Remeber to say the following OUT LOUD before you go to sleep tonight.

"I WISH TO PLAY SQUIRT COUNTRY."

Then go to sleep.

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