This is a Ken/Yolei lemon. I think the word for that is kenlei, but I don't give a wet fart in a snowstorm. Those terms annoy me. It's Ken and Yolei getting busy, that's good enough for me. There is also some implied Kari/TK and Kari/Davis (YES I mean at the same time)

I don't own Digimon (I blew my whole series rights budget on Fish Police , , , oops). This fic contains bondage and dominance and other such things that make non-perverts turn funny colors. If you are a non-pervert, please send me a picture. Excuse me if I stole somebody's idea.

I'm not sure if this is AU at all or not. Some of the people I talked to seem to think that Ken was a police detective, not a private eye. Well, the american version of the epilogue was a little fuzzy about that as I recall, but him being a PI in my little world doesn't affect the story much anyhow.

THANK YOU SO MUCH for being my editor, Lord Archive. As you can see, I've removed all the bullshit about the handgun, and cleared up all the size-of-Stingmon shenanigans. Sorry I left him a PI, but as I said, the US version is none too clear.

Oh, and officially I am not supposed to want any body under 18 to read this. Another for the list of things I don't give a damn about. If you opened up this page in the first place, despite the NC-17 rating/viewing contract, nothing I say is gonna stop you from reading on. Feel free to distribute copies in your pre-school classes, for all I care. Just leave this disclaimer intact.

My homey knives did all the actual sex scenes for this. I may have the gift of gab, but his perverted pen is unbeatable at the curiosities of the flesh. He was even cool enough to redo the finale when I fucked up and didnĄŻt let him know what we needed the first time. YouĄŻre a class act man, or, in Mega-Tokyo speak:

Y0U 4R3 TH3 L33T L3M0N M4ST3R!

And now we begin:

This can't be good for me . . . (that's the title, not a value judgment about writing these things)

Ken was happy, on the whole. Ichijoji and Mon's Detective Agency was making enough to support both him and Yolei, as well as their Digimon quite comfortably. He had nearly forgotten the darkness in himself, allowing the happiness to wash it away. He was in his office at the moment, finishing some paper work.

Finally, He checked the clock, "Quittin' time!" he said, "Yolei will be so happy that I don't have any cases to work on tonight!" Ken put on his new sunglasses and walked out the door, with Wormon in tow. The sunglasses were yellow with purple lenses, and had been a birthday gift from his parents. He loathed them with all his heart, but he wore them to make his parents happy.

Ken stepped out onto the street. It was really windy, and Ken pulled his coat close around himself for warmth. Wormon was hanging onto his shoulder for dear life. They finally got home and Ken let himself in. Yolei was asleep on the couch. Ken put Wormon down and put a finger to his lips.

He carefully crept over to the couch and peeked over the back of it, "Asleep on the job?" he said, wearing a lopsided, mischievous grin,

Yolei's eyes slowly started to open, then suddenly went wide. She gave a startled yelp, landing on the floor. She scuttled away a full three feet before she realised where she was and what was going on.

Ken giggled, "you startle easily!" he said, vaulting over the couch and plopping down where Yolei's head had been.

Yolei was pale, "That was really scary! I think I had a flashback!"

Ken gave Yolei an odd look, "huh?"

"Maybe you should look in the mirror before you do that again!" she said, crossing her arms.

"What are you talking about?" said Ken, getting up. He walked over to the hall mirror and looked. What he saw made his eyes go wide. His hair had been totally destroyed by the wind, and stuck out in every direction. The glasses seemed darker in the indoor light too. Ken looked almost exactly like he had as the Digimon Emporer (at least from the neck up).

He began to frantically flatten his hair, and removed the glasses in a hurry, "Oh Jesus! I'm sorry dear! I'll never do that again, I promise! I guess the wind fluffed up my hair or something . . ."

Yolei chuckled a bit, "It's okay honey, I know you didn't do it on purpose," a moment ago she had been completely terrified, but now the whole thing seemed funny.

Ken looked miserable. He plunked down at the kitchen table and burried his face in his hands. Yolei put her hand on his shoulder, "Hey, come on, that's all behind us now! Come on, dinner's almost ready, and don't you have some case work to do,"

"No," said Ken through his hands, "All of it's finished,"

"Really?" said Yolei slyly, "I think I know something we could do with the time. . .

Ą°You do?Ąą Ken asked. As he picked himself up off of the table with one eyebrow raised. Ą°And what would that be?Ąą

Ą°IĄŻll show you!Ąą said Yolei in a sexy voice. She walked over to the couch sat down and patted on the couch cushion. She motioned for him to come over and sit down. Ken did as he was aksed. Ą°What are you going to show me?Ąą said Ken as he walked over to the couch and sat down.

Ą°This.Ąą She said as she leaned in and gave him a deep passionate and loving kiss. Ken thought to himself ĄŽMan! I can see where this is going!ĄŻ so he stepped it up. And tongued Yolei with all the passion he had for her in his heart.

Ą°oh yes Ken!Ąą Yolei said as she leaned in deeper to get all she could from KenĄŻs tongue action.

Ą°what say we step it up a notch huh?Ąą said ken as he leaned back.

Yolei just nodded and laid back on the couch. Ken got up and leaned over her and smiled. He looked down at her pants and unbuttoned them. And pulled them off slowly. Yolei followed suit and unbuttoned his work shirt. Followed by his pants. About a minute and a half later they were both naked sitting on the couch. Ken grinned and evil grin and moved his head down into YoleiĄŻs crotch. Ken worked diligently at giving Yolei pleasure he licked her clit ever so slightly.

Ą°Oh yes!Ąą Yolei screamed. as ken slid his tongue deep inside her pussy she gasped with excitement.

Ą°Ken donĄŻt stop!Ąą she said as she gripped the arm off the couch tightly.

Ken knew that she must have been wanting this all day. He thought to himself ĄŽI donĄŻt blame her. all by her self all day and no one to satisfy her needs,ĄŻ This thought delighted Ken as he worked even harder at making Yolei cum. Ken looked up at Yolei. She had her eyes closed and was breathing heavily. ĄŽIt wonĄŻt be long now!ĄŻ he thought to himself. Yolei managed to stop panting to blurt out.

Ą°Faster, Ken! IĄŻm coming!Ąą Ken grinned a big grin as he sat tonguing her pussy. He did as he was told and went as fast as he possibly could. Yolei gripped the sides of the couch with both hands and squeezed as hard as she could, she stiffened up like a board and arched her back. Ken could taste it coming to he started sucking her pussy as not to let any of her cum escape. she leaned her head back and screamed out as she came. Ken sucked out all she had to offer as he got up out of her crotch a little bit was dripping off his chin.

Ą°I donĄŻt think I will need to eat for a while!Ąą he said as he laughed. Yolei laughed to and leaned over him and licked the last bit of cum of off his chin.