Date: Sun, 25 Nov 2007 04:36:30 -0500 From: Jeff A parrafanureach.com Subject: Alien Probe Alien Probe a story by parrafan Disclaimer: This story is completely true. The names have been changed, of course. And the locations have been altered a little. And the facts, well, I had to change them quite a bit to cut out the boring stuff. Oh, and the dates, theyre all changed too. And the ages. But everything else is true. So - this is for adults only: no kids! If youre a kid, you shouldnt be reading this, you should be jacking off in front of a

Date: Thu, 12 Feb 2009 22:03:30 -0500 From: Jeff A parrafanureach.com Subject: Carwash Capers Carwash Capers a story by parrafan Disclaimer: This story is absolutely fictional, and not a recommended course of action for anyone, man or boy! Come to think of it, there shouldnt even be any boys reading it, maybe they might get some naughty ideas. No whales beached themselves after reading this story, so thats a good thing too, I guess. Dedication: This rather silly little tale is dedicated to Trey.

Date: Sun, 22 Feb 2009 22:31:58 -0500 From: Jeff A parrafanureach.com Subject: Adnauseams Emporium Adnauseams Emporium a story by parrafan Disclaimer: A cursory glance will reveal that this story is obviously fiction, and in no way represents my personal views on anything. It is not for consumption by minors. Dedication: I dedicate this story to Yuri, who has given me so much. Adnauseams Emporium "Ah! Greetings, friend, come in, come in - get Ill hang your coat to let it dry, there, that will be snug and warm for you when you put it back on. Now Ill just get you something hot in a mug, to take the chill out of your bones...here we go, drink up, my good man.

Date: Sat, 17 Jun 2006 02:59:59 -0400 From: Jeff A parrafanureach.com Subject: Hogans Heroics Hogans Heroics a story by parrafan Disclaimer: This story is in the form of a script for an episode of a popular 60s TV comedy show which is set in a German P.O.W. camp during World War Two. Obviously, this episode was never produced. As such, this story should not be taken as implying anything about the sexual behaviour or preferences of any of the actors who performed in the roles described in this script. I hope no-one makes any such inference about those fine actors, some of whom are still alive.

So you can blame me. Dedication: This is for Miguel, who has never stopped believing in me. And for Trey, of course. * * Mothers Club Every boy suspects, doesnt he? Every boy, deep down, has a sneaking niggle of suspicion, a tiny crawling termite of doubt. That when he is at school, or at sport on a weekend, or attending his scout troop meeting some evening, or perhaps selling newspapers on his paper route of an afternoon, that his mother is gossiping about him to other mothers. Gossiping...discussing...discl osing...undermining... exposing. Revealing things that no boy wants revealed. Personal things. The sad truth is, these fears that all boys hold are well founded.

Date: Tue, 22 May 2007 03:10:48 -0400 From: Jeff A parrafanureach.com Subject: For Joey Disclaimer: This isnt about any real people. Its fiction, intended for a strictly adult audience. Got it? You may send your comments, if any, to the author, if you wish. All correspondence answered, but please dont send photos - my hearts not that robust. Dedication: * For Joey "Bye Joey. Bye, Mister Carson, thanks for havin me over" Tommy yelled as he yanked open the door of his mothers car.

Date: Thu, 8 Nov 2007 01:26:52 -0500 From: Jeff A parrafanureach.com Subject: Rent-a-Ped Rent a Ped a story by parrafan Disclaimer: This is a sex story set in a possible near-future. As such, it is obviously fiction. Adults only - No minors allowed - sorry, boys. Dedication: Im grateful to Miguel for his assistance, Trey for his solicitude and ? for his...well, he knows. Monica lay in her bed, staring up at the starlit ceiling of her bedroom, thinking aloud about her only son. Reece, her husband, half-dozed alongside her. "Little wise-ass. Never stops grumbling. Asking for stuff all the time. Wanting me to take him here, there and god knows where.

Date: Mon, 22 Dec 2008 00:29:31 -0500 From: Jeff A parrafanureach.com Subject: Copping a Feel Copping A Feel a story by parrafan Disclaimer: The following story is fiction - none of the events or people depicted correspond to real events or people. Cute, isnt it? I borrowed that from Law & Order. Wouldnt they be pissed if they found out, huh? Oh, and theres also the bit that says "Adults only - no minors allowed". Copping A Feel Phil Calburne led a boring life. Sometimes he thought that his life just had to be the most boring existence in the

Date: Mon, 29 May 2006 18:11:09 -0400 From: Jeff A parrafanureach.com Subject: Brens Games Disclaimer: The events and persons described in this story are the product of my imagination. Some of the places happen to be real. This story is adult entertainment and not intended to be taken seriously. * * Brens Games The two boys became friends by accident of surname - when they arrived for their first day of school, The further out you lived, the earlier the bus picked you up on its circuitous route around the back roads of Warrumbungle Shire. Paulies parents had a beef smallholding - only about 200 acres - where they bred and fattened cattle for the city abbatoirs.

Date: Sun, 23 Mar 2008 23:21:23 -0400 From: Jeff A parrafanureach.com Subject: A Walk In The Park A Walk In The Park a story by parrafan Dedication: A correspondent who read one of my earlier stories graciously archived here at Nifty - "The Mothers Club", suggested that he had suffered a similar fate to that experienced by the characters in that story, at the hands of his own mother. As they say in the classics, That gave me an idea... So this is not a sequel, exactly - more like an episode, complete in itself - an episode in the life of a boy. Thus, here is your story, Dave - I hope you enjoy it. And any other reader as well, of course.